I was at the beach with friends and my wife. Strangely there weren't that many people in the water. Lots of people on the beach though. I waded into the water, went out far enough that I was up to my neck. Was really nice. Pretty summer day. Peaceful, had the ocean to myself.
I had the nagging sensation of having to pee. People keep telling me that its okay to urinate in the ocean, there were no restrooms anywhere near by, so I decided to give it a whirl. I didn't want to pee on my swim trunks (nasty!), so I pulled them down. Later, my wife would ask "why the hell did you pull your pants down? You're in the ocean!". She doesn't seem to see the difference between peeing in the ocean, the urine being dilute, and directly hosing down your shorts.
